yay lece lame til the MAXXX~~~

Ok to keep the blog as crapiee as possible.

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!' also ah!!!

nyahahhaha i bet most of us read about this before but nyahhahah somehow i think it's funny and besides the blog is kinda dying so it's time for me to post some SHITakes!

Wee !!! silly Ah Beng‏

okay
i decided to again
post a lame email
lots junk mail i hv
wth
i hate junk mails la
and ppl
post something meaningful wei
if not
i am goin to turn this into a lamest ever
pls stop me for doin so


AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : 'Do you have color TV ?'
Salesgirl : 'Yes !'
Ah Beng : 'Give me a green one, please '
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
Ah Beng : 'What does it do ?'
Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Ah Beng : 'I'll buy it'
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Ah Beng : 'It's a thermos flask.'
Boss : 'What does it do ?'
Ah Beng : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
Ah Beng : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'
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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares
it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: 'Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?'
Operator: 'Just a minute...'
Ah Beng : 'THANK YOU lah' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!"
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omg
i feel so lame la posting this
wad to do
i m bored at home
bored
really bored


=P

i received this email.lame yet funny i would say=)

This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numbers!
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean........Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.This was what he came up with...


1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I felt 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 ! and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

redang sexay trip 08'

at hentian duta...going to terengganu~

yeah big family photo~ thanks to the kind aunty

our tour guide - uncle sir wee!
yeah redang bay here we are!!~

nice beach~ nice sky~ nice people~ nice body~ lolzbury daniel! look at mio's excited face~ lolz

sexy girls on the beach~

clubbing beside the beach~ fun^^ooyea lengAleng's innocent pose~ dot's Z cup boobs! sexay~

bye redang bay T.Txiuxiu's 'my kid'!!! last photo before we separated T.T

pictures show everything...

we had fun overall~

redang trip is a BLAST!!!!

love u guys always!

friendship never ends~

miss irene in J.CO!!!

i think we met our lecturer in J.CO pyramid...

miss irene........................................

....................'s sister???!

haha XD

but seriously

her height, skin colour, hair style, boday shape, everything!

almost same as miss irene! except face la~

okay next,

someone pls post something la

this blog gonna die!

NOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~

last lecture.

its the last lecture of our degree first year course.
omg. i will surely miss u guys so so so so so much .

we dont even know each other , were like complete strangers at the beginning of this year..
although i did not manage to get close to every single student in our class..
i will remember u guys... =)

xiu xiu , daniel , felino, jay ,sirwee.. the most wanted doctors in our class..
stephano , jeffrey , ismail.. the unluky ones who got a lousy doctor :P (sowee.. =.=")
aino, mio, yoong wei, leng leng, xin chan.. the annyonghaseiyo gang..
evonne, beeseen , chuixian.. the unbreakable gang of three..
beechen,alyssa, kienhou .. the nocturnals and mahjong kakies..
izzati.. our very own royal family classmate..
shaogi, felix, willy .. the super funny joke crackers..

cant believe that we only left less than one month to be together..
time flies..
and some of us are going to uk in september..
okay lets not get into that part.. the whole post will sound damn depress... =P

and finals are near!
ok lets fight for our finals!!
we can do it !! (stephano, 2008)
i hope this will MOTIVATE u all.. sorry for posting it late

cause i was REALLY lazy last night :P

but some of us was absent yesterday =(

lets take more pictures next time k ?

lol.. some of the posers would like to pose when its only trial :P

another candid picture.

And FINALLY.

sorry babes thats the best my phone can do..

owh and thats random, i know. = )

*sorry for those who were not linked.. kindly add me in ur facebook and i will link u all :) *

neaj89@yahoo.com

dancing sessions

ladies and gentlemen..

pls give a round of applause for our babe

YOONG WEI , KOK SHIN and GEOFFERY!

nyahahahaha... owh the gbc lecture today was FUN!!
hahahaha.. sorry lar im not pro .. u guys can hear my voice THROUGH OUT the clip.. nyahaaha..

enjoy ~ peace ^. .^